Nicole.
My friends apparently have serious oreo issues.
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I HAVE A VERY DIFFICULT LIFE, OK?!

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brilliant
IT’S 2 O CLOCK IN THE FUCKING MORNING AND I’M HOWLING MY MOM JUST WALKED IN AND NOW I HAVE TO TURN THE COMPUTER OFF FUCK IT WAS SO WORTH IT
reblogging again because perfection
Im crying omg
HAHAHJAHAHJAHHAJFGEWASYUHEAS OMFG I AM SO DONE HAHAHAHHAHA
i am fuckinG SOBBING oHMYGOD
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Meanwhile in London of the Day: Bluth’s Banana Stand is Going On Tour
To promote the upcoming season premiere of Arrested Development on May 26th, Netflix has launched a pop-up shop tour of Bluth’s Original Frozen Banana Stand, which will serve up real frozen bananas and photo ops with cast members in various locations across Great Britain and the United States, starting with London (as seen in the picture) this week and a few more pit stops in New York and Los Angeles in the following week. Is there any money in it? Perhaps you should find out!
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
on a scale of one to invade russia in the winter
how bad is your idea
rejecting hitler from art school
holy shit
electing george bush twice
hooking up with taylor swift
giving the westboro baptist church internet access
sleeping with Sam Winchester
Watch the actual video.
Holy shit, I have never seen so much backpedaling in my life.
I would just like to point out the fact that she is saying these words to a man who is gay and you can see the pain and disgust on his face
The year is 2345.
Saint Anderson is remembered for being awesome.“I know it’s a difficult topic” ….. because you’re a fucking idiot.
Anderson fucking Cooper everyone
Anderson Cooper is a fucking bamf
That video was literally the best 4 and a half minutes of my life.
Daily Reminder than Anderson Cooper has te patience of a god damn saint.
Oh my god, he was so calm the whole time, what a baller
I’m quite pleased with this.
Rapping this out loud in my empty classroom like swag.
WALK INTO THE CLUB LIKE WADDUP I AM A BIG SCOT
I’M SO PUMPED ABOUT SOME VISION THAT THE WITCHES GOT
I WILL BE THANE, SO SAYS THE PROPHECY
THAT PEOPLE LIKE “DAMN, MACBETH DESERVES GLORY”
And this is why I tumblr.
I bring shame upon the tumblr family.
It took me this long to realize that Maggie from The Walking Dead was Bela from Supernatural.
Both fandoms spend far too much time on my dash for this to be excusable.
-hangs head in SHAME-
Hello Queen of Genovia
I’ll reblog it every time I see in my dash. EVERY. TIME.
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